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Photo reblogged from Daily Comic Book
What a waste of my time.
What a waste of my life.
I am ashamed of having read this.
The title should be ashamed of its creator.
The idea should be burned and tucked away to start fresh in another 20 years.
My fucking life is disappearing with every breathe after having witnessed the shit that is … Aliens versus Predator versus The Terminator.
I have never before been so baffled by a comic book storyline. The plot… what plot? What the fuck just happened?
There were predators… and then they got kinda naked… and then terminators were kinda there but not what I thought they would look like… and then aliens at the end.
What.
The whole story is convoluted and there wasn’t a moment when I didn’t think “alright that was shit but c’mon there has to be something on the next page to redeem this garbage so far…” but I was left to cry in the corner of my closet, wishing I had never been exposed to this failure of a potentially masterful plot and amazing experience that would have been a good Predator-Alien-Terminator crossover.
Maybe the author thought “hey this is a good idea, so no matter how bad I write this story, I’ll make tons of cash!”
No. Fuck you. Fuck this story, fuck the characters, and fuck it if it ever turns into a movie with a similar plot.
Dispose of your memory of this comic book after reading this. Never think of it again. There are no such amazing ideas as Predator vs. Alien vs. Terminator.
Just stick to the individual comics and forget about any ideas of crossing them over, because you will be thoroughly disappointed and possibly butt pained.
The plot is kind of like this: Girl looks human but really is part Alien, Terminators created Aliens to help them destroy all life because they lost the Skynet war against humans a long time ago thanks to John Connor, Predators with humans try to destroy Terminators and Aliens, and it’s only 4 issues long.
Done.
I just eased your potential suffering by ruining the plot for you so you don’t want to read this piece of shit.
You’re welcome.
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Photo reblogged from Inspiring Monsters
